[00:13.24] Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg [00:21.49] He won it in the war, in 1944 [00:28.02] Corporal Clegg had a medal too [00:36.60] In orange, red, and blue [00:40.81] He found it in the zoo [00:43.95] Dear, dear, were they really sad for me? [00:49.44] Dear, dear, will they really laugh at me? [01:00.42] Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him [01:11.40] Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin [01:47.75] Corporal Clegg, umbrella in the rain [01:55.56] He's never been the same [02:00.32] No one is to blame [02:03.20] Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream [02:10.85] From Her Majesty the queen [02:15.65] His boots were very clean [02:24.26] Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him [02:35.09] Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin